Here's the obligatory first post. w00t w00t!
With this entry, I'd like to kick off a feature called 'Terms I'd Like to Coin'. This is one I use quite often, as I suspect I have overactive bladder. Or something like that.
Pissy Fit noun
: an uncontrollable stream of urine that keeps you returning to the bathroom over and over :
"After Joe took the Benedryls, his kidneys were forced into overdrive and sent him into an annoying pissy fit."
Or...
"I got caught in a pissy fit during rush hour traffic and had to urinate into three different empty water bottles."
Sometimes it hits you out of nowhere and you're trapped. Other times it keeps you from falling asleep. Every time...its a pain in the ass.
No comments:
Post a Comment